Monkey Boy Chance & his Turkish cousin Dave the Best Kebab!

Spy a camera and they come from miles...........

More gratuitous hugging..

Congratulations!!!! Monkey Boy is the 1000th shoplifter caught.........

Doing their bit for international relations. Some members meet the local constabulary.

" Yeah come on Dave. We're bound to score if we dance up here."

Our dear friend Dave & the German sisters. Whatever Skip's doing on the end probably carries a long prison sentence...

Q? How many tits appear in this photograph.

Answer. 12

It was a real struggle wrestling our hats from them.

Never ever LET CHILDREN PLAY WIYH FIREWORKS!!!!!! We rest our case..........

Drink problem my arse............

F*** you? You gotta be jokin love, i can't even see you.............

Bozzy lookin rather chuffed after receiving a hand job from his new friend Dave-ina at the bar...

And Nathan can't believe what he's just witnessed.

Yeah you're right........ Like flies around sh**

Alright love, don't milk it!!!!

Bob & his new band member 'Dave'.

Tut tut. James Bunce 1st to fold on last night shin dig.

Secretly slipped away only to be followed and snapped by Scoop Adie Chance. Justice.

Ah Grasshopper!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave says "come on fatty, give someone else a turn".

Uncanny or what? Sound just like the Wurzels? Nuh!

Smell just like em? Yeah.........

Dave. Local Domestic engineer sorts out the flood in the toilet. Good lookin chap ain't he.

What you can't see is he's up to his flip flops in urinal juice. Cured his athlete's foot a treat.

The lyrics seemed to sum up James's week in the sun..

Yes he's drinkin Water!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night out and we don't even care how we look....

Mark tries to talk Bob out of his Elvis revival tour...........

Away with the fairies and never spilt a drop......

And we'll throw in this one to prove he wasn't alone.

It was a real effort, this all inclusive lark. James takes a quick power nap in the middle of our busy dining room before turning into a vodka red bull swilling party animal again.......

LOOK OUT LADS!!!!! Turkish sniper in the bushes.....

Bob. You're meant to be setting an example.

Alf Garnet & Family Guy......"Should have gone to Specsavers"....

Who's the twat in the stupid hat? Doo Dah Doo Dah and so on...........

And here's one of Tracey and her Husband to be Celestine (dave).
We here at Aroundtheworld wish them both all the very best for their future together...

Not very excited by the Yeovil win then?....Get out more, maybe???

Mark explains to the brain dead F***ers how to take a throw in..

Good old Bob!! He was the only one slim enough to fit this seat.....

Who needs women when you can have this much fun?

Had a drink have we?

Did you hear the joke about 4 queers and an upturned chair???

Band camp & Silver fox set for shock return.

Yes, you've read the headline correctly. Rumour has it that in a shock U-turn, Wayne band camp Hunter & Paul Silver Fox Dean will re-join the tour again in 2008.

Both members were missed in Turkey this year.

This came as a huge relief for Adie Alf Garnet Chance who sadly this year was left on his own as both his wing men desserted him. He spent most of his time skulking around on his own just looking lost.

Wayne told us he's really looking forward to re-joining the tour after finally beating his addiction with cider.

Adie's other wing man Cormac Chemical Brother Elmes didn't make this year's tour due to bonefied work commitments. We hope he'll also re-join next year as he was a big humour loss.

Paul Silver Fox Dean, has also overcome some bad times and hopes to be on the 08 tour. We spoke to his common law wife "Rachel" and this is what she told us.

"Deano would have loved to go to Turkey with the gang but it's been a particularly difficult year for him. Not only has he been snowed under with contract work, but our family holiday to Wales ran away with the money too. Then there was the trouble with his prize Koi Carp. We kept losing them to a heron you see and replacing them cost us thousands of pounds. Paul's got names for them all and spends hours just sitting by the pond feeding them and talking to them. He's devastated every time he loses one. They're like little mates to him and one's so tame he can even stroke the underside of it when it comes near the edge.

We had alovely romantic holiday in Wales. We stayed at a little camp site just north of Cardiff. It was great in our little 2 man Eurohike because we zipped our bags together and just snuggled down in the spoons position. He makes me feel so safe like that. He's determined to have a better year next year and looks forward to going away with the lads again. I don't mind, i trust him loads and he's not likely to score at his age anyway."

All of us here at "aroundtheworld" would like to thank Rachel for being so frank with us and promise we'll take good care of Paul if he joins us next year................

James Family Guy. And it's good night from him then!!!!!!!!!

James (family guy), Dave, Monkey Boy & Andy just milking it basically. Some people will do anything to get onto this Blog............

International relations at there best. Three English Dalglish fans and two Scots. Loads in common then?

2 friends from north of the border. One's Celtic & the other's Rangers.

(sorry forgot real names. Update us by telling us through the comments column. Cheers Guys).

Dave (Isis Hotel Manager), Bozzy and Andy (skip) Lymer, Share a more relaxing moment.

Dave, the bar owner (front centre) served the coldest lager anywhere in Turkey........

He was Celebrating with us. Not suprised because he bought a new Merc from the takings that night.

Scenes of sheer delight as Yeovil Town thrash Notts Forest in the 2nd leg of the play offs.

Only to lose in the final. (much to the delight of Adie Chance............

Hey Trace, if ya pu your hand here you can feel me baby chimp kickin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Family Guy and Tracey.......

Monkey boy and Tracey from London......